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Internet Slang

June 1st, 2011 No comments

For those who still don’t know the internet slang or chat language, here is the list of meaning of each slang that widely use in the internet.

  • lol = laugh out loud
  • lolz = lol
  • lqtm = laughing quietly to myself
  • lmao = laugh my a** off
  • lmfao = laughing my fucking a** off
  • rofl = rolling on floor laughing
  • roflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
  • brb = be right back
  • afk = away from keyboard
  • asl = age sex location?
  • wtf = what the f***
  • ty = thank you
  • thx = thanks
  • np = no problem

afk…


Harta Pusaka Nenek

April 22nd, 2011 No comments

Setelah sekian lama di perantauan akhirnya Rahmat pulang ke kampung untuk berjumpa dengan neneknya.

Nenek : “Rahmat, nenek sudah tidak kuat lagi, nenek minta kamu sambung mengusahakan kebun nenek…”

Rahmat : “Jangan cakap macam tu, nek…” (dalam hati, tak sia-sia aku balik kampung… dapat pulak harta pusaka nenek).

Nenek : “Segala isi perkebunan, ternakan, villa, traktor untuk kamu. Tolong jaga baik-baik, jangan lupa disiram tiap hari tanaman nenek.”

Rahmat : “Baik nek, nenek jangan bimbang tentang hal itu… Tapi dimana kebun nenek? Rahmat tidak pernah tahu?”

Nenek : “Di Facebook nenek, FARMVILLE, nanti nenek bagi tau passwordnya.”

Rahmat : “?? @%^$#$%&^*#%#$%!!!!!”

Snatch Thief Robs in a Different Way

April 9th, 2011 No comments

Please watch this video and advice your friends and family to be more cautious when you stop your car at traffic light or trapped in a traffic jam. The best way is to install an anti-theft glass tinting. In case this thing happen you, it is adviceable to drive straight away to police station.

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Flash Mob in Malaysia

April 9th, 2011 No comments

Found this video is very interesting. This flash mob comes from nowhere and suddenly assemble and perform an interesting well arranged show.

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Beware of Fake Eggs

April 7th, 2011 No comments

Eggs also faked! This idea is from China few years ago and now in Malaysia? Let’s see how’s fake egg is made and how to identify them.

How to identify fake eggs: After opening the egg, egg white and egg yolk will soon mix together.

1. Fake egg’s shell is a little shinier than the real egg, but it is not very noticeable.

2. When touch the fake egg by hand, it feels a little rougher than the real egg.

3. Shake the fake egg will make some noises, because water overflows from the solid agent.

4. Real egg smells a little like raw meat.

5. Tap the egg lightly. Real egg makes a more crisp sound than the fake egg.

6. Shortly after opening the fake egg, egg yolk and egg white will melt together. This is because the egg yolk and egg white are made of the same raw materials.

7. When frying a fake egg, the yolk will spread without being touched.

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School Bus With Turbo Jet Engine?

April 6th, 2011 No comments

It is an awesome video showing a school bus with turbo jet engine…

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Funny Airline Videos

April 5th, 2011 No comments

Just wanna share few funny airline videos.

Cheap airline… very funny… maybe in future when everything become really cheap and we have to pay for every singgle service.

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Men only airline… wow…

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Funny Pictures of The Month (April 2011)

April 3rd, 2011 No comments

Few funny pictures found over the internet…

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Transformers 3 Movie : July 1st 2011

March 29th, 2011 No comments

The new Transformers 3 movie trailer is awesome! But we have to wait until July to watch it in cinema (3D). Until then, just watch the movie trailer as many times as you like it.

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Plot of Transformers 3 Dark of The Moon:
“The Autobots Bumblebee, Ratchet, Ironhide and Sideswipe led by Optimus Prime, are back in action, taking on the evil Decepticons, who are determined to avenge their defeat in 2009’s Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. In this new movie, the Autobots and Decepticons become involved in a perilous space race between the U.S. and Russia, and once again human Sam Witwicky has to come to the aid of his robot friends. There’s new characters too, including a new villain in the form of Shockwave, a longtime Transformers character who rules Cybertron while the Autobots and Decepticons battle it out on Earth.”

Official site of transformers 3

E-mel PALSU Bayaran Balik Cukai Terlebih Bayar (LHDN)

March 25th, 2011 No comments

Memang sekarang banyak emel yang kita terima dari Maybank, CIMB dan sebagainya meminta kita update maklumat kita dengan me’login’ ke lawan web mereka. Hati-hati kerana emel ini semuanya palsu. Saya pernah post satu topik sebelum ni pasal emel dari maybank (tips mengenali email palsu).. Tapi sebaiknya mark email2 ini sebagai spam dan buang je dalam tong sampah. Buang masa baca emel2 dari bank sebab bank dah umumkan bahawa pihak bank takkan hubungi pelanggan melalui email!

Mungkin sebab tektik penghantar email penipu ni dah tak menjadi, skarang diorang guna LHDN pulak suruh penerima emel login ke website bank(website palsu) untuk menerima bayaran balik cukai terlebih bayar… Jadi, diharap kita dapat berhati-hati dengan emel2 macam ni. Jangan terlalu cepat ambil tindakan sebelum berfikir dahulu.

Sila rujuk sini untuk melihat kenyataan dari pihak LHDN.